A very Kreik Christmas

It was the night before christmas and the Kreiks all over australia were tucked up in their burrows.
Thad bad blondnen grinch who thought christmas was horrible said "hah, I have a plan!"
he,he,he if I can't find a reindeer, why don't I make one with my pet stolen kreik. If I can't find a santa suit why don't I make one. Moterman and I were sound asleep when we heard the sound of hee hee ha ha ha. My brother slept on but me and moterman got up and took our flashlights and lightsabers.
Hee hee ha ha ha i'm going to wreck christmas forever cackled the bad Blondnen. I jumped right outside with my warm jacket on and saw him with his sled and pretend reindeer which was just his own little Kreik. Then we got in a battle. Then I pretended to give in and handed him both ends of the electric christmas light strings. I yelled to Motorman "hey turn on the electricity" just as Bad blondnen connected them.

Zeeeooouuuch!!!! He cried and fell down on his slay.
"owe that hurt! he said.

Then I said, it was my plan all along.

Fine, he said. You win. I'll give you the pet Kreik!

So I kicked Blondnen out of the house with a "bye, bye, bye". And tucking the Kreikling into my covers, to sleep until santa had left our presents, even a little one for the Kreikling and my own pet, Susana.

Words by Tousled
Transcribed by Kaja

It was a prehistoric christmas eve!

It was christmas eve, not even my pet compsignathus named clover was stirring. The stockings were hung with care in hopes that Saint Velociraptor would soon be there. The children were snuggled all up in their beds while visions of dinosaurs danced in their heads.  My brother and I had just climbed into our bunks when out on the lawn there arose such a racket of roars I climbed as quick as a cheetah down the rungs of my ladder. I pulled on my dino robe and looked over the balcony to see what it was.
There I saw...

St. Velociraptor and 10 dromeosauruses down on the driveway. He called out their names while giving directions.  on Dasher, on Dancer, on prancer and vixen. On cupid, on comit! Rudolf show me the way! Lazer, scan the area for anything large like giganotosaurus! They flew up to the top of the house like microraptors! And there light as a raptor leaping out of a tree St. Velociraptor jumped from his little dino-sled and into the chimney.

He zoomed down like the velociraptor he is. He stuffed the stockings as quickly as a microraptor can glide, with dino claws and toy dino tooth swards.

I looked out the window to see T-rex, Dromiosaurus, Giganotosaurus and Triceritops crossing the hill toward our house! Little clover my pet compsidnathus dashed to my side and told me in dino, I think we're in trouble! I leaned over and whispered into her tiny dino ear, "Don't be so worried! I'm sure St. Velociraptor has it all under control, OK!"

Sure enough, with a wink he lept back up the chimney and called to all the dino's "It's time to put on a show!"

Suddenly all the dino's were dancing, in each their own way, even little clover, down by my feet.

Too soon it was over and off they all dashed leaving nothing but the many dino tracks in the snow.

I went back to bed where little clover curled up on my stomach as she always does and fell asleep to the sound of distant dino rawring!

Words and pictures by Brown Eyes
Transcribed by Kaja